if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
