it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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