8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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