I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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