All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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