How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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