So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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