There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
tell me about the eggs
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