Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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