Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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