he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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