don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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