Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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