So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
