Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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