scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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