Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
