But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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