ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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