he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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