If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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