Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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