Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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