yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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