i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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