when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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