I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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