Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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