; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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