I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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