if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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