hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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