i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Farmville is her only friend.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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