Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Bring me that man meat
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
