Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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