i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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