You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
