This girl is more easily done than said...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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