It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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