We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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