Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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