just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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