"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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