My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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