people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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