Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Is it because I queefed?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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