You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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