Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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