If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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