somebody snuck up and got me drunk
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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