I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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