did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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