S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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