if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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