this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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