It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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